We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
