You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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