Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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