i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Randomize