you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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