fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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