why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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