dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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