garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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