Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Randomize
