He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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