Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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