Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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