Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
We have so much sex to catch up on
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
whose parrot is this?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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