i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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