yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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