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I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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