My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
These tits shall not be calmed
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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