your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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