I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Randomize