We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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