this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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