I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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