This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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