Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
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