How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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