ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Randomize
