We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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