There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
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