can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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