Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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