Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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