So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I want her autograph on my taint
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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