Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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