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Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween

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if you're having sex for pebbles, i got a gravel driveway....

Submitted by jasboo on Sep 19, 10 at 2:43pm

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Well, it's true that adelie penguins exchange rocks... however they also mate for life.

Submitted by asajjventress on Sep 19, 10 at 2:51pm

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Firsty, I do not understand what pretzels do to you. I love pretzels, but I never feel an overwhelming need to be a douche when I eat them...

Submitted by hentailover on Sep 19, 10 at 3:04pm

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Read it in cosmo. Not funny.

Submitted by bertog on Sep 19, 10 at 2:12pm

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- My thoughts exactly. Thank you.
  
  Submitted by summer11 on Sep 21, 10 at 7:27pm
  
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Yeah cause penguin costumes are really hot and all the guys are gonna want to have sex with you

Submitted by madi475 on Sep 19, 10 at 7:05pm

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Penguin Suit up?

Submitted by IrregularMe on Sep 19, 10 at 3:24pm

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Rule 3: DONT FUCK A FURRY!!! NO EXCEPTIONS! (lol gravel driveway...)

Submitted by TheRuleBook on Sep 19, 10 at 3:36pm

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Stop reading cosmo, whore.

Submitted by h2kkeister2002 on Sep 19, 10 at 10:34pm

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- cosmo is funny!! love cosmo
  
  Submitted by sassyfattie on Sep 22, 10 at 4:59am
  
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If I was a penguin, I'd give another penguin a grilled cheese

Submitted by Grilled_Cheese on Sep 19, 10 at 4:54pm

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Definitely read this in Cosmo yesterday, awesome.

Submitted by jjjjen on Sep 19, 10 at 4:03pm

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prostitution for penguins. you know i also learned that from the zoo tour guides.....

Submitted by kisskrissxo on Sep 19, 10 at 5:59pm

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I had hoped firsty had died...no luck there

Submitted by whoOojackie on Sep 19, 10 at 9:05pm

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You totally learned that from cosmo!! :)

Submitted by fizzler on Sep 19, 10 at 4:00pm

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Also not funny: pretzel guy

Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 10 at 7:25pm

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Cosmo!!

Submitted by da503 on Sep 19, 10 at 11:44pm

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I'd rather mate with Cthulhu than a penguin.

Submitted by bl00dsucker on Sep 19, 10 at 10:44pm

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Sounds like my ex-wife.

Submitted by snarkyfellow420 on Sep 19, 10 at 11:18pm

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COSMO!!!!

Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Sep 19, 10 at 8:49pm

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That was in this month's Cosmo!

Submitted by alpinestar on Sep 19, 10 at 4:37pm

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hahah cosmopolitan. 100 sex facts youre dying to know :)

Submitted by amberina17 on Sep 19, 10 at 10:18pm

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Thank you cosmo (:

Submitted by kgsutter on Sep 20, 10 at 3:16am

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penguins only have sex with other penguins, good luck finding another penguin at any Halloween parties. This is stupid all the way around...

Submitted by Smartastic on Sep 19, 10 at 8:16pm

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Fun fact: you have aids.

Submitted by blackhalfrican on Sep 20, 10 at 1:20am

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I love Cosmo.

Submitted by kaitlynlee on Sep 20, 10 at 1:32am

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Cosmo!

Submitted by LVgirliegirl87 on Sep 19, 10 at 9:44pm

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Just learned that from cosmo

Submitted by shelalahhh on Sep 19, 10 at 6:18pm

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Hentailover, I love you! Couldn't have said it better myself.

Submitted by SALIA on Sep 20, 10 at 2:11am

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Just bought that cosmo issue today too haha

Submitted by kstar1980 on Sep 20, 10 at 12:42am

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totally just read that in cosmo lol

Submitted by krissylou12 on Sep 22, 10 at 1:12pm

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FAP FAP FAP

Submitted by MASTER_DEBATER on Sep 19, 10 at 11:30pm

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@TheRuleBook I would...... Just sayin

Submitted by mrkawiman on Sep 19, 10 at 10:54pm

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A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.\n\nAn adulterous Greek male was sometimes punished by the removal of his pubic hair and the insertion of a large radish into his rectum.\n\nIn Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.\n\nThe word "gymnasium" comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means "to exercise naked."\n\nThere are penguin prostitutes <a href="http://www.iwantandneedsex.com

Submitted by lovelopez on Sep 15, 12 at 3:57am

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@Cthulhu \nwrong\n\nIt's "THESE PRETZELS... ARE MAKING ME THIRSTYYYY!!!"

Submitted by yeahokay on Sep 19, 10 at 2:37pm

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- actually, Cthulhu had it right the Firsty time :) These pretzels are making me Firsty! :)
  
  Submitted by firsty on Sep 19, 10 at 2:55pm
  
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- Seinfeld!
  
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All this dirty talk is making me Firsty.

Submitted by Cthulhu on Sep 19, 10 at 2:13pm

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