What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
she looked like the before picture.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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