The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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