Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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