Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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