READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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