He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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