dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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