It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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