i just had sex bonerless
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
jump out the window naked night went bad
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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