So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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