I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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