He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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