we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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