we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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