This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I wish i was in the wii world.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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