When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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