i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
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