Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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