Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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