I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Randomize
