ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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