Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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